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Josephine Baker shakes her ostrich plumes and more, circa 1927
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- Me: Am I free to assemble a protest of peaceful peers?
- Government: Only with a permit.
- Me: Am I free to travel?
- Government: Only with a passport.
- Me: Am I free to pursue my own ideas of happiness?
- Government: Only within these constraints.
- Me: Am I free to start a business?
- Government: Only with a license.
- Me: Am I free to marry who I wish?
- Government: Only with my consent.
- Me: Am I free?
- Government: I'm legally obligated to say that you are.
- Government: Stop asking so many questions.
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#lifespiration
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gpoy
I ASKED FOR A VEGETARIAN OPTION, NOT A SMORGASBOARD OF SIDE DISHES! CAN I GET A PROTEIN? SOME FUCKING QUINOA? ANYTHING REMOTELY ROBUST? THANKS FOR DOUBLING UP THE GARNISH BUT I DON’T ACTUALLY EAT ROSEMARY. IT’S 2012! CAN WE PLEASE JUST GET OUR SHIT TOGETHER? GO TO GRAMERCY TAVERN! GO TO PER SE! TAKE SOME NOTES! THIS IS RIDICULOUS! AND WHERE THE HELL IS MY WINE? WHAT PAIRS WELL WITH COMPLETE AND UTTER DISAPPOINTMENT? I’LL HAVE TWO GLASSES OF THAT WHENEVER YOU GET A CHANCE!
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I GOT A JOB! I GOT A JOB! I FINALLY GOT A JOB, OH THANK CHRIST! WE’RE NOT GOING TO LOSE THE APARTMENT! WOOOOOO!
THAT’S SO AWESOME! I TOLD YOU GRAD SCHOOL WAS WORTH IT! PRETTY HARD TO IGNORE THAT MASTER’S DEGREE ON YOUR RÉSUMÉ! WHERE ARE YOU WORKING?
KOHL’S! I GOT A SEASONAL POSITION AS A CUSTOMER SATISFACTION ASSOCIATE!
DOES THAT MEAN CASHIER?
YES! PART TIME UNTIL AT LEAST VALENTINES DAY!
WOOOOOOOO! TAKE THAT, RECESSION!
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i heart this so fucking hard.Shit White Girls Say…to Black Girls (via Chescaleigh)
Born and raised in the suburbs, this video is basically my life story in 2 minutes. Throw me a reblog if you can relate. -
muhsinah - stop!
this vid is slightly boring but i love this song
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you always know what to say, honest tea (Taken with instagram)





